I know, it's been forever

Here are some funnies I wanted to share, that I found while poking around The Cauldron

This guy found a bottle on the ocean, and he opened it and out popped a genie, and he gave him three wishes. The guy wished for a million dollars, and poof! there was a million dollars. Then he wished for a convertible, and poof! there was a convertible. And then, he wished he could be irresistible to all women... poof! he turned into a box of chocolates.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Also, read this - http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg1.html

As for life, it's still good. Going to campus tonight to play the Buffy the Vampire Slayer game. It's been a week of indulging in all things Joss. I got Firefly on DVD, watched couple Buffy episodes. I also got 2 new books, by Gregory Maguire. The first was Wicked, the Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West. The second is Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister. Wicked was excellent, now I also want to read Wizard of Oz. I've never read the book, only watched the movie.

Merry part and Blessed Be