- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Suzanne Slaughenhaupt, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
- Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Suzanne Slaughenhaupt.
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Suzanne Slaughenhaupt!
- Suzanne Slaughenhaupt can be seen from space!
- Early thermometers were filled with Suzanne Slaughenhaupt instead of mercury.
- More people are killed by Suzanne Slaughenhaupt each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
- Suzanne Slaughenhaupt will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music!
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on Suzanne Slaughenhaupt.
- Suzanne Slaughenhaupt is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
- If you toss Suzanne Slaughenhaupt 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.